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Bakewell Tarts

28 Jul 2010 at 16:35 Paul said ....

Does anyone know how I may make the current Mrs Dean forget that she ate a Bakewell Tart on Monday evening?

Only I've eaten the rest of the box since then and will be accused of gluttony.

Today has been an odd eating day, with Bakewell Tarts and black pudding sammiches. I also had some Weetabix at about 3.00.

I have also had several cups of Lapsang Souchong, and a cup of Oolong.

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28 Jul 2010 at 16:37 Danny replied ....

 

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Sock full of wet sand to the nape of the neck.


 

 

 

28 Jul 2010 at 16:44 Paul replied ....

 

Paul<br />
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Done!

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28 Jul 2010 at 16:44 Paul replied ....

 

Paul<br />
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She's gone very still.

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28 Jul 2010 at 16:54 Denise replied ....

 

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Blame an errant fox that just wandered into the kitchen and opened the box...mighty clever these foxes.

 
You could confuse her by buying a new box of Bakewell Tarts and she will wander around thinking "I'm sure I had a bakewell tart with my lunch"

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28 Jul 2010 at 17:04 Karen replied ....

 

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Just don't say anything like  'it's the only tart around here that bakes well'

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28 Jul 2010 at 17:05 Paul replied ....

 

Paul<br /> Norman
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Feed her Oolong and hope it also affects her behaviour.

I am supporting the blatant approach here. Something like this:

'Dont be ridiculous darling, you cannot possibly have had a Bakewell Tart here, otherwise the rest of the packet would be in the cupboard. It must have been at a friends/at your Mum's/at Starbucks/5 years ago (delete as applicable)'

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28 Jul 2010 at 17:41 George replied ....

 

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"Today has been an odd eating day, with Bakewell Tarts and black pudding sammiches."

Are you pregnant by any chance ?

It's a familiar story about tarts - I only had one small slice and the rest has gone, where ?

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28 Jul 2010 at 18:26 Sean replied ....

 

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OR.... Go to the cupboard and the go into the room ranting that all the bakewells have gone and demand she tells you when she ate them all.





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28 Jul 2010 at 19:09 Paul replied ....

 

Paul<br /> Norman
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Quoting Sean ... OR.... Go to the cupboard and the go into the room ranting that all the bakewells have gone and demand she tells you when she ate them all.

 Yup...like your thinking Sean.

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28 Jul 2010 at 21:25 Paul replied ....

 

Paul<br />
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All good answers. I wish I hadn't listened to Danny on the sock/sand thing now.


Digging up patios rox.

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28 Jul 2010 at 21:40 Danny replied ....

 

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GOYA? How about binning my job of 14 years and joining Orangetree? How d'ya like getting off those apples?

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You must have used too large a sock. I was going for amnesia not dislodged vertibrae.


 

 

 

28 Jul 2010 at 21:57 Amanda replied ....

 

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